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Wedgie

Hannah Kallenbach

Created and performed by Hannah Kallenbach

In an overly blow dried room

a woman sticks

to a folding lounge chair

the kind at the pool

or sometimes the beach

or lake  

with the vinyl slats

that make these gaps

that your butt keeps slipping through

hers does

a lot

she has

a major wedgie

she cannot

pick

she is

largely dead inside.

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