2 Girls, 1 Hotdog

Hannah Kallenbach

at The Glove

Jan 24, 25 @ 8pm

Tickets available at the door.

2 girls mount an inflatable hot dog wearing mustaches, swim trunks and those bizarre t-shirts with the cartoonish woman bikini body that’s supposed to look like yours. They're kissing. All of the following prompts happen or don't.

 

2 girls kissing then fart sounds

2 girls kissing stop to burp

2 girls kissing stop to drink tea cups of blood and let it drool out their mouths

2 girls kissing stop to throw up hair balls

2 girls kissing stop to poke their tits and make fart sounds

2 girls kissing stop to pretend their vaginas are college dudes   

2 girls kissing stop because they're gonna cum but on the climax they just fart

2 girls kissing stop because they're santa claus

2 girls kissing stop to make as many double chins as they can

2 girls kissing stop to pet each other's vagina's like they’re puppies saying “Whatta good boy".

 

Hannah Kallenbach:

Instead of reclaiming beauty in my grossness I want to claim my grossness as gross.

The Exponential Festival is sponsored, in part, by the Greater New York Arts Development Fund of the New York City Department of Cultural Affairs, administered by Brooklyn Arts Council (BAC), and producers Charles and Candace Wait.

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Art by Mark Toneff.